The power briefly went out on our street a week ago. Duke energy suspects squirrels.
I have no doubt it was those darn squirrels… also known as “rats with a better PR agency.”
Because the outage happened so close to Christmas, I suspect they cut the power on purpose, due to jealousy.
They hate hearing that inane Chipmunk Christmas Song almost as much as I do.
While I have no doubt the squirrels hatched this powerless plot (to mix metaphors), they might have hired someone else to do their dirty work.