Article from the Columbus Dispatch:

  • The meats were immediately shipped to the nearest Golden Corral restaurant.
  • Police have started a steak out. If any suspects are apprehended, they will be grilled.
  • Deciding which government agency is responsible for the disposal has become a bone of contention. (Several bones, actually.)
  • This is what happens when your family goes vegan before the big Memorial Day cookout.
  • Clearly someone has beef with a Washington County neighbor, but they’re too chicken to confront them, and accomplices are afraid to squeal.
  • Grandview Hill Road has been renamed Meat Pile Drive.
  • “Captain Eric Hunter”? More like Captain Eric Gatherer!
  • The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was spotted fleeing to the scene.
  • Soon to be a major motion picture entitled Animal Farm 2: Revenge of Farmer Jones
  • Civic slogan has been changed to “Meat me in Washington County!”
  • The president of the local chamber of commerce was just trying to create a new roadside attraction to compete with Rock City:
  • Morrissey has gone too far this time:

And finally…