Are you one of the 8 people left in America who still get a printed newspaper? If so, are you one of the 3 of those 8 who still read the comics? If so, does your paper include “Marmaduke” in the comics section? If so, I can save you the time of reading it by summarizing every Marmaduke strip ever:
- Marmaduke is a big dog
- He thinks he’s human
- Alleged hilarity ensues.
Stay tuned for my hard-hitting series of posts about bad comic strips, including:
Why hasn’t Beetle Bailey ever been deployed?
Why hasn’t Andy Capp been arrested for domestic violence and public intoxication?
Shouldn’t Mr. Wilson move to assisted living?