A new season of “Dancing with the Stars” premiers Monday.  ABC claims it’s Season 20 but it feels more like Season 4,192. At this point, they are obviously scraping the bottom of the pseudo-celebrity barrel to get contestants. It might be time to change the name of the series to:

  • “Dancing with People You Might Vaguely Have Heard of Before”
  • “Dancing with Anyone Who Has a Pulse and an Aggressive Agent”
  • “Dancing with Those Who Have Already Used Up Their 15 Minutes of Fame”
  • “Dancing with People from Page 62 of People Magazine” 
  • “Dancing with the D-List”
  • “Dancing with The Thighmaster Lady & Friends”