Clearly marketers have run out of decent names for frozen “slushy” beverages. Here’s proof, from a window poster at a downtown Cincinnati newstand/mini-market:
A “Siberian Chill”? Really? Whoever named this beverage nailed the “cold” part of the equation, but they had a major FAIL on the “refreshing” part of it.
“Yes, being exiled to a gulag sounds delightful… please sir, may I have another?”
The “thrill of ice-o-lation” tagline doesn’t help matters any either. Who makes this stuff – Putin Industries?