OK, so George Clooney is officially – and finally – off the “Hollywood’s Most Eligible Bachelors” list.



But so are these not-necessarily-conventionally-handsome heartthrobs:


Steve B the ladies man has been hitched since 1987…



…and Clint Howard has been locked down since 1995.

Just goes to show you, there’s someone for everyone. But it still doesn’t explain how this dude got married eight times.

mickey rooney