On Monday (“Festivus!”), I met a couple of friends downtown for happy hour. Because I’m a cheapskate, I parked at a spot off the grid, where there are no parking meters.

When I came back to the car, I found out my “Secret Santa” had left me a lovely present:

“A free upgrade to my car’s air conditioning? You shouldn’t have!”

“And a lovely glass mosaic too! You’re too kind!”

There was absolutely nothing of value visible in the car… and nothing of value in the glove compartment either, as my new friends soon discovered.

(I can’t believe they didn’t want my tire pressure gauge. Or the owner’s manual for a 2009 Honda CR-V. They’ll regret that later.)

Apparently this is the latest m.o. for “window shoppers” (per my new friends in the auto glass replacement business). They don’t have to see anything of value in the car. They just smash a window, quickly fish for goodies, then move on to the next unsuspecting victim. The car thief equivalent of a scratch-off lottery ticket.

So I saved about $9 in parking fees… and am out $250 for a new window. But tbh, it just as easily could’ve happened if I’d parked at a meter. Downtown was pretty much a ghost town that evening. And I’m not going to beat myself up when it’s the would-be thieves who deserve the punishment.

I hope your holiday season wasn’t quite as smashing!