A couple of weeks ago, I accidentally dropped our handheld kitchen mixer onto the floor, thus ending its useful life (please don’t charge me with involuntary appliance-slaughter).

Yesterday my wife wanted to make a recipe that required a mixer. Problem? No siree! Check out this beauty:

mixer

 

Better yet, I can use this same device to give my wife that Jacuzzi bathtub she’s always wanted – I’ll just put some duct tape on the trigger.

As Red Green says, “if the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

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