I can’t decide which is worse. The fact that “The Boss” is on the cover of the latest issue of AARP Magazine

… or the fact that the AARP Magazine is mailed to my home address every two months.

Time is NOT on my side, no matter how much I try to deny it.

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce is now oooooooooold. Eddie Van Halen and Neil Peart are gone, along with dozens of other rock heroes of my youth. I’ve gone from Rage Against the Machine to “Rage, rage, against the dying of the light.”

How did this happen? When did this happen? Who am I and what am I doing here?

I suppose there’s no sense lamenting it. Father Time is undefeated. May as well embrace my senior status… and my AARP discounts!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go impart some words of wisdom upon the youth of America.