In other breaking news, water is wet

Saw this “news alert” on my phone recently:

h is bad

 

Wow, turns out heroin is bad. Who knew?

In fairness to the Cincinnati Enquirer, the report is a thorough examination of the flaws in the current arrest/treatment system, and well worth a read. But they really need to work on their teaser headlines.

 

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