Cover band, uncovered!

Church festivals are a big deal in Cincinnati. Every Catholic church in the area has a weekend where they transform their parking lot into a mini state fair (minus the livestock), complete with games of chance, rides, food booths, bid-n-buy, etc. Many parishes will even set up a stage and book local bands too.

Our parish festival is a couple of weeks from now, so they posted the schedule for it in the church bulletin:

I love how¬†they had to emphasize that the local cover band called “Naked Karate Girls” wasn’t actually naked.

Because we all know the church ladies would NOT approve if they were.

The Friday night band is called Devils Due. Maybe that one needs a disclaimer too:

*This band does NOT feature any devils. But they may play some INXS.

 

 

 

4 thoughts on “Cover band, uncovered!

    • That’s an excellent question, Damjana. Normally if you are proficient in karate you are awarded a belt… green, brown, black, etc. But since they are naked we’ll have to take them at their word.

  1. Fun fact about Devils Due: The lead singer used to be in a band that was a Top 20 97Xposure band.

    There’s always a 97X tie-in somewhere.

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