Doggone tired of bad comic strips

Are you one of the 8 people left in America who still get a printed newspaper? If so, are you one of the 3 of those 8 who still read the comics? If so, does your paper include “Marmaduke” in the comics section? If so, I can save you the time of reading it by summarizing every Marmaduke strip ever:

  1. Marmaduke is a big dog
  2. He thinks he’s human
  3. Alleged hilarity ensues.

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Stay tunedĀ for my hard-hitting series of posts about bad comic strips, including:

Why hasn’t Beetle Bailey ever been deployed?

Why hasn’t Andy Capp been arrested for domestic violence and public intoxication?

Shouldn’t Mr. Wilson move to assisted living?

 

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