I’m an April Fool

[Originally posted on Tumblr on 4-1-14 because I couldn’t figure out the WordPress install]
OK, so I’m the 3 billionth person to start a blog. So sue me. Or squat on my unregistered domain name and make me pay to buy it from you. April Fool’s Day seems like the perfect time for this exercise in futility. And there’s a certain symmetry to 4-1-14. 

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If it’s dazzling wordplay and serious writing craftsmanship, this ain’t McSweeney’s.

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However, if you are craving the random musings of a middle-aged nobody… congratulations, you may already be a winner!

And now, without further ado, the song of the day…

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